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BS Club Minutes May, 2015

June 6, 2015 | 1

flying piper

BONJOUR MES AMIES!

From le Club de BS.

the gang & Janie

Le Club from hell.

Le News

Birthdays:

Une membre du le club turnezed 80 du les years en le monthe du May.

I will not nommer any nommers, mais she lookez juste like this.

Le Mere side bar

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BS Club Minutes Avril, 2015

May 6, 2015 | 1

the gang & Janie

Welcomez to le fastest growezing clube en le worlde.

Picturezed from le top to le bottom et le lefte to le righte:

1st row: Ma Mere, Ma soeur, Ma niece Bridgette-Luann, Mes amies: Giselle et Claudette

2nd row: Mes amies: Clementine, Shirlee-Bunny, Angelique, Mindalee et our neweste membre, Jasmine.

3rd row: Les chats, Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam

4th row: Moi

CONVERSATIONNES FROM HELL

millie snapshot with name

Moi: Adrienne sentez moi un text that said, “Callez moi, vite. I just foundez out that je suis pregnante.

Le Club: Ahhhhh! Mon Dieu!

Moi: I said, es this une joke du les fooles du Avril? Et she said, “Oh, Joaquin’s soeur didn’t believez us either!”

Le Club: Hahahahahahahahahahaha Avril Foolez! Read More

BS Club Minutes March, 2015

April 3, 2015 | 1

march madness

Welcome to Marche B.S. Madness

the gang

Le top row, from le lefte to le right,:Ma Mere, Ma Soeur, Ma Niece: Bridgette Luann, Mes Amies: Giselle et Claudette

Le middle row, from le lefte to le righte: Mes Amies: Clementine, Shirlee -Bunny, Angelique, Mindalee et Moi

Le bottom row, from le lefte to le righte: Les Chats: Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam

All B.S. Minutes are recorded en “Francais” in an effort to protect the guilty.

Clementine sidebar

Clementine:  Years ago, when ma mason burnezed to le ground, les messieurs du les fires rushezed enside et they savezed all that they could, encludezing les draweres du les dressers.

Le Club: Oh, that es bon.

Clementine: Oui, et when les clothes were returnezed to us, they were washezed et put enside les bags du les plastiques.

Le Club: Oh, that es bon.

Clementine: Oui. Mais, I had une other du la thing enside ma drawere du la dresser that was not returnezed to moi.

Le Club: Oh?  What was missezing?

Clementine: Ma savior du la life.

Le Club: Huh?

Clementine: Vous knowez. It es how shall I say, tres personnalle.

Le Club: Hmmm. Did it makez any kind du la noise?

Clementine: Oui. It hummezed, unless du course les batteries es morte.

Le Club: Where did it goez?

Clementine: Some du la body must have keptez it.

Giselle: oh, I would not want une usezed savior du la life.

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BS Club Minutes – February, 2015

March 3, 2015 | 6

Max in tunnel

the gang

BONJOUR

Welcomez to le Club de B.S.

I would like to dedicate this post to Patsy and Jean, two very special people, who will remain in our hearts forever.

WIKEPEDIA

Accordezing to le folklore, if it es cloudy when une hog du la grounde emergez from le burrow on le jour, then le spring will arrivez sooner than later; if le soleil es shinezing, le hog du la grounde will supposedly see le shadow et retreatez back into le burrow, et le winter weather will persistez por six more du les weeks.[1]

Our hog du la grounde predictezed that le spring will arrivez sooner than later.

Moi: Well, Sven said, “That es shit du la bulle.  There es no way le guy did not see ce shadow, parce que le soleil was shinezing all du le matin.”

Le Club: Hahahahahhaahahahahaha. Oh that Sven.

Ma Soeur: Et he bit le mayor en le ear!

Le Cub: Sven did?

Ma Soeur: No. Le hog du la grounde did.

TECHNICALE STUFF

millie snapshot

Moi:  Bonjour mes amies. Oh, Louisa! Did vous really winnez $900 du les dollars?

Bridgette-Luann: Oh, here we go.

Ma Soeur: Mais non. It was some kind du la thing on le book du la face. Votre fil postezed that he decidezed not por to wear les underwears any du la more, et I pickezed le message about winnezing les monies.

Le Mere side bar

Le Mere: There was une message from Sandra Lee on ma mail du la voice.  So I callezed her back.  She said, “Genvieve, how do vous do la book du la face?”

Le Cub: Hhahahahahahahahahahaahaaha

Le Mere: I said to her, “Oh, Sandra Lee, juste sendez les photographes en le mail du la E.”

Giselle sidebar

Giselle: Bonjour mes amies. Oh, Louisa! Did vous really winnez $900 du les dollars?

Bridgette-Luann:  Mon Dieu.

Ma Soeur: Mais non. Marques postezed that he decidezed not por to wear les underwears any du la more, et I pickezed le message about winnezing les monies. Read More

BS Club January, 2015 Minutes

February 1, 2015 | 4

Morrie up close BS january

the gang

Victoria snapshot
Susie Le Q snapshot

Featuring from le left to le right et le top to le bottom: Ma Mere (Genvieve), Ma Soeur (Louisa), Ma Niece (Bridgette-Luann), Mes Amies: Giselle, Nurse Claudette, Clementine, Shirlee-Bunny, Angelique et Mindalee, Votres Truly, Millie Noe, Les Chats: Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam et les speciale B.S. guest stars, all le way from up northe, Mes Tauntes: Victoria et Susie Le Q.

 Welcome to Le Club de BS.

WARNING!

Go. Run. Now.

Still here? At least fixez une cocktaile.

JANVIER 2015: LE MONTHE DU LES CHATS

Max glamour shot jan 330
morrie glamour shot jan 330

Stories, conversationnes & Quotes that made le Janvier cut

If Le Club de BS membres decidez to become dancers du les poles, our stripper nommers will be formezed le way all stripper nommers es formezed, usezing our first pet’s nommer et le nommer do our first rue.

Le Mere

Le Mere side bar

Sally Highway K 

“Apres moi, vous come first.”

Nurse Claudette: So, I callezed out to le room du la waiting, “Paul Blanc.” Et un monsieur pops out du le chair et he followez moi back to le room de la examinationne.  He takes une seat.  I say, “Date du birth?”  He just starez at moi. I repeatez le question. “Could vous tellez moi votre date du birth?” He still does not answerez ma questionne et I am pensing, “There es no way that this guy es Paul Blanc.”  Just then le door openez et un other nurse pokez her tete in et she says, “Claudette, have vous seenez David?” Et I say, “Who es David?”  Et she says, he es le mason-less monsieur.”  I lookezed at le monsieur sitting on le chair et I said, “Es vous David?” Et he says, “Oui.” Read More

BS Club Minutes – December 2014

January 4, 2015 | 1

Christmas club de bs

BONJOUR

 Club de BS Minutes – Decembre, 2014.

En Attendez, from le left to le right et le top to le bottom: Ma Mere, Ma Soeur, Ma Niece, Mes Amies: Giselle, Claudette, Clementine, Shirlee-Bunny, Angelique et Mindalee, Votres Truly, Millie Noe et le lastse mais not le leaste, Les Chats: Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam.

the gang

Tres Importante Decembre Movies

Movie: Le Tente that es Rouge

Some du les membres have readez le novel et some du les membres have not. I sentez une BS texte por to remindez all du les membres to watchez le series du la petite du La Tente that es Rouge.

Here es les BS reslultes.

Ma Mere: I commencezed to watch le movie, mais, I fellez asleep.

Ma Soeur: Non, I did not watchez le movie.

Shirlee-Bunny: Ma signal du ma satellite brokezed up, so, I QUIT.

Moi: Ma FN’ satellite did le same thing. I QUIT too.

Claudette: I watchezed les Packers du le Green Bay.

Clementine: I don’t ownez une televisionne. Read More

BS Club Minutes Novembre 2014

December 3, 2014 | 6

En attedezLe Mere snapshot with nameLouisa snapshot with nameMes AmiesGiselle snapshot with name

Caludette Snapshot with nameClementine snapshot with nameShirlee snapshot with nameAngelique snapshot with nameMindalee snapshot with name

les ChatsMax snap shot with nameMorrie snap shot with nameet moimillie snapshot

 

 BONJOUR. HELLO. HI. WELCOME.

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BS Club Minutes Octobre, 2014

November 4, 2014 | 2

old pumpkins

Pense twice before enterezing

plastic wine glass

 Et don’t forget to wipez les feetes.

BS CLUB ATTENDEZ

Ma Mere, Ma Soeur, Mes Amies: Giselle, Claudette, Clementine, Shirlee-Bunny, Angelique et Mindalee, Les Chats: Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam et Moi.

BS NEWS

Avec all that has happenezed during le month du Octobre, ISIS,  EBOLA, et les upcoming electionnes, it es hard por to imagine that there could be any du la more news to reporte.

Mais, there es.

Here es SNIPPETTES du tres importante informationne regardezing les activities from Le Club de BS por le monthe du Octobre.

VOUS do NOT want por to miss it.

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BS CLUB NEWS

October 2, 2014 | 4

BS announcement

I took a vote with me and myself and I and  ………… the outcome?

It was unanimous.

A NEW WAY OF REPORTING BS NEWS IS HERE.

Now calm down ALL of you AVID BS Club Minute fans and followers. (Mom)

YOU WILL STILL BE ABLE TO READ ALL THE HIGHLIGHTS, LEARN ABOUT ALL OF THE SHAKE OF THE DAY LOSERS, AND SEE  Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam DO THEIR TRICKS, RIGHT HERE, ON THE LAST DAY OF EVERY MONTH.

PORQUOI?

Well, according to Sven I have to keep my day job.

Yeah, I know.  I thought the same damn thing.

He said something about insurance, a retirement fund, filling the propane tank and other complicated stuff, so I just tuned him out.

I have many stories swirling around in ma tete, tons of editing that needs to be done so that I can resend queries to publishers and a senior chat who refuses to use a litter box anymore, which means that I am rather short on time.

And when you are short on time, you must prioritize.  And to prioritize you must make a list.  And you can’t make a list if you don’t have the time.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

Last night I called all of my personalities in for a meeting where I managed to hear about how the house is falling apart, how the office is dragging me down  and what stories are all jumbled up in Millie’s mind, like

SPRING CLEANING TIPS FOR THE FALL

MILLIE & SVEN – CARVING PUMPKINS

A BAT AMOUNG US

LEONARD TALES

THURSDAY IS GIMP DAY

A SOFITEL WEEKEND

AUNT HELEN

BASIC OFFICE SAFETY

Basic Office Safety?

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BS Club Minutes September 17, 2014

September 23, 2014 | 1

Bright pink bs

BS Date 2014

WARNING

These People think they are French when they drink.

BS Business

I deliverezed les orders du Mary le Kay from Nicolette, ma fille-en-law.  Giselle passezed out une list du les magazines et une pencil por to placez une order from Iris, our petite enfante.

BS Conversations

Angelique: I have an announcemente to makez.  I have acceptezed le neuvaux postionne at ma work et I am leavezing ma departemente après twenty some du les years.

Le Club:  Wow! Bon por vous. That es fabulous.

Et then Angelique explainezed how les peoples at le work found out about her takezing on le neuvaux positionne.

“There was une  meeting du le departemente where I stoodez up et I announcezed ma shocking news.  Et then une mademoiselle commenced avec les tears.”

Le Club: She was cryezing?

Angelique: Oui, mais she cryez all du la time about every petite thing.  So it does not really countez.  Après makezing ma announcemente, I got up por to leavez le room et when I got to le door, I turnezed around et I said to all du les peoples lookezing at moi, “Et, there will be non parlezing about moi.”

Le Club: Hhahahahahahahahahaha oh, Angelique, vous es tres humorous.

Et then Giselle walkezed en through le door (avec le list du les magazines) et she lookezed straight at Mindalee et she said, “Mindalee, vous get out du ma chair!”  Et Mindalee jumpezed out du le chair et she went to her chair.

All du les membres laughezed et laughezed.

(Por votre informationne, Giselle es tres territoriale when it comes to les chairs.)

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