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Lies and Memoirs of Gardiner’s Bakery (Chapter 4)

January 20, 2013 |

2010 – Livingston

Mom and I didn’t have far to drive that Sunday morning but a lot happened in the short distance.  It started when an asshole came up behind us in a Hummer and rode my bumper like we were hooked together.  I couldn’t move over to the slow lane just then.  I had my cruise control set at eighty miles an hour and there was a car in the right lane that I was in the process of passing.  All of a sudden the jerk behind me did the classic asshole move and weaved into the very narrow opening that only he could see and he sped past us on the right, right past Mom’s window before slipping in front of us by inches.  In that split second Mom made eye contact with the man and flipped him off.

“What are you doing?” I yelled.

“I’m giving him the bird is what I’m doing.” Read More