I took a vote with me and myself and I and ............ the outcome?
It was unanimous.
A NEW WAY OF REPORTING BS NEWS IS HERE.
Now calm down ALL of you AVID
BS Club Minute fans and followers. (Mom)
YOU WILL STILL BE ABLE TO READ ALL THE HIGHLIGHTS, LEARN ABOUT ALL OF THE SHAKE OF THE DAY LOSERS, AND SEE Maxwelle Smarte et Morrie Amsterdam
DO THEIR TRICKS,
ON THE LAST DAY OF EVERY MONTH.
Well, according to Sven I have to keep my day job.
Yeah, I know. I thought the same damn thing.
He said something about insurance, a retirement fund, filling the propane tank and other complicated stuff, so I just tuned him out.
I have many stories swirling around in ma tete, tons of editing that needs to be done so that I can resend queries to publishers and a senior chat who refuses to use a litter box anymore, which means that I am rather short on time.
And when you are short on time, you must prioritize. And to prioritize you must make a list. And you can't make a list if you don't have the time.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
Last night I called all of my personalities in for a meeting where I managed to hear about how the house is falling apart, how the office is dragging me down and what stories are all jumbled up in Millie's mind, like
SPRING CLEANING TIPS FOR THE FALL
MILLIE & SVEN - CARVING PUMPKINS
A BAT AMOUNG US
THURSDAY IS GIMP DAY
A SOFITEL WEEKEND
BASIC OFFICE SAFETY
Basic Office Safety?
So after compiling the data, it became clear that if I am going to follow le chat around le mason with a plastic bag and a mop during my free time, my free time when I am not walking the dog or sitting at my desk at the office or telling Sven what I think he should make for supper, then I need to make a change.
I hope you ALL understand le situationne.
I will continue with my notes each week and I will compile le informationne into monthly updates.
The next BS Club Minutes post will be on October 31st. That's right folks, Halloween isn't just for trick or treating for SHOTS anymore.
Just be sure to stay sober long enough to read the October BS Club Minutes.
It is best to read BS Club Minutes while intoxicated.
Now, if by ANY chance somebody should actually win Le Shake du Jour,
before the end of the month,
don't vous worry.
Le winner will be tweetezed et postezed all over Internet et will appear on le national news et Le Jimmy du la Fallon Show.
I hope everybody is good with the change.
Change is good.
Well that's a bunch de Shit du la Bulle!