BS Club February 19, 2014

the marguerita BS Date 2014

Le fastest growing club en les Etates Uni

Mes apologies to all du mes amies. Ce week has gone by tres vite et le time es become tres short por to writez les minutes. So, I will wrappez les adventures de les membres up avec les photographes et les quotes de l'importance. "Giselle, Victoria said she saw vous et Nicolette at le Pub por le lunch." "We always go to le Pub por le lunche on les Wednesdays parce que that es le jour that I take ma shower." "Ma Mere, Morrie wants por to readez les books that Sven asked moi to returnez." Morrie with books 2 "What kind de les chips es these?" "They es les Chips de Pico de Gallo." "Oh" "I heard le word margarita en le store de les groceries et I just had to havez une.  Mais I can not stay por long.  I went to ma classe de les exercises le last night et then après ma classe I had too many glasses de les wines.  Now je suis tired." "I saw trois de les robins ce matin." "Non!" "Were they le real robbins ou les fake robbins?" "That doesn't lookez like une robbin at all." "It es callezed une Towhee." "It has une grande pecker." "Mon Dieu!  Giselle, vous spillezed le jager!" jager spill "It was not ma fault.  Ma glass es stickez.  Feelez ma glass.  It es stickez." "It es stickez parce que vous spillezed." "Non, it es stickez parce que vous pourezed it et it dribblezed onto ma glass." "Les flockes de les birds de les Cedar Wax Wings eat mes bushes de les berries.  They es tres beau." "Hey, Maxwelle Smarte stolez ma chair again." Max on the stool "Lookez. I recievezed une Valantine from Louisa en ce mail." "What une brown de la noser, soeur." "Es Jim de les Nabors morte ou alive?"

"Left.... left.... left.... right, left."

(Une  demonstrationne du la marching took place.) "Sargent Carter was always en his face, yellezing et yellezing." "Jim de les Nabors made les millions de les dollars avec le nuts de les macadamias." "Et he could singez le misique de les operas." "BLW.......James de les Nabors es not morte.  He es looking tres alive on ma phone du cell." "Bridgette Luanne got une ship du la intern por les Mallard team de les base balls!" "Yay." "Ma nephew es going por to play les base balls por le University du La Crosse ce next fall!" "Magnifique!" Le door openezed et en stomped Claudette, a spitting et a spatting. "I thought I was going por to have une hemorrhage on le Rue du West Wash.  Le traffic was so slow I thought there must be une hole de la sink!!" "That was votre first thought? Une hole de la sink?" "Well I don't know what else it could have been." When I was une jeune fille, une monsieur de la police caught moi peeing behindez une dumpster." "Oh mon Dieu. Did vous recievez une ticket?" "Mais non.  I pleaded avec le officer. I said, vous can not writez une ticket to moi por peeing behindez le dumpster.  I barely have enough monies por to buy another bierre." "Et he let you go?" "Oui." "Apres she showezed him her hoo-ha." "Apres he recomendezed that she trimmez la bushe." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Et then it was time por le Shake du Jour

Towhee

Bartender: Ma Mere

Numbre du jour: Quatre
Rules: Une dollar to play, cinq of a kind to win half de le pot, trois shakes et farming de la land is allowed.
1st Shaker: Ma Mere……………resulte…………Deux. 2nd Shaker: Ma Soeur…………resulte…….Deux. 3rd Shaker: Giselle………..resulte……..Une. 4th Shaker: Moi………..resulte……..Trois. 5th Shaker: Shirlee-Bunny………..resulte……..Deux. 6th Shaker: Claudette………..resulte……..Deux. 7th Shaker: Angelique………..resulte……..NADA.
Le cup du la rouge solo es going por to burstee at les seams if somebody doesn't shake le dice avec some du la luck, soon.

Come back et visit le next Club de BS.....le club every body es parlezing about.

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