Due to ma recente worldly travels, ce poste es le combinationne du le last deux meetings du le Club de BS. Et merci beaucoup to Angelique por l'exquisite job avec les taking du les notes while I was away. BS Club April 9, 2014 - According to Angelique: Le condo was tres nice et clean parce que le mere's mademoiselle du la cleaning had been there ce matin. Angelique returnezed les memoires written by mon pere to ma mere. Le club membres, consistezing du ma mere, ma soeur, Mindalee et Angelique, parlezed about Hunter, le naughty chien du Millie et Sven et how he already had brokezed deux de les leashes on le poor sitter de le bebe. Then Maxwelle Smarte enjoyezed some du la spread du la fromage off de la tip du la fingere du Angelique. Next le club discussezed all le old ways that les peoples used to tannez themseves: les lamps du le soleil, les blankets du les reflectoires, le iodine (I never heardez du le iodine) et le oil de le bebe. Por some du la reason, I cannot makez out per les notes porquoi, mais ma mere said that Lodi should be nommered Oshkosh. Je pense it has something to do avec le bars. Then Giselle arrivezed et then Shirlee-Bunny arrivezed et le topic turnezed to le time that Shirlee-Bunny went to Florida on le vacationne et she fornicatezed une bunche du la times while she was there. Et then she never parlezed to le monsieur that she screwezed again. (Mon Dieu.) Et then le next year when she returnezed to Florida le monsieur was still lookezing por her. By le way, Shirlee-Bunny does not even rememberez his nommer. Perhaps it was while she was trying por to remember his nommer when Shirlee-Bunny startezed le washer de les dishes avec ce knee. All du la sudden le club could hearez une noise that was tres strange, une sorte du la humming kind de la sound. Apres much de les investigationnes around le condo it was discoverezed that le washer de les dishes was running et Shirlee-Bunny's knee was suspiciously close to le cycle de la rinse. Then Claudette arrivezed et went straight to le cabinette to remvovez le plastique por le safety purposes glass et, fillezed it up avec le wine et joinezed ce Club. Then le converstationne movezed over to her mason that she es trying por to sell mais she cannot parce que de le room de la bed that es on ce floor de ce ground. Et then le Club parlezed about les jours gone by when les childrens du les membres would try to sneakez out du les masons en les nights, mais according to Shirlee-Bunny this was une task de le impossiblemente at her mason parce que les stairs were squeaky. Then les membres discussezed les relatives du Mindalee et who they are, mais I don't know who they are parce que that es all that le notes say. Then Shirlee-Bunny told le Club about le soeur she didn't know she had until she was growezed up. Then Shirlee-Bunny began to complainez about une pain en her chest. Now many du vous do not know Shirlee-Bunny, so let moi tell vous, her chest es TRES GRANDE. Anyway, it was not le tres grand breast that was causezing ce pain. Mais non! It was un tick that had crawlezed en there et then got stuckez enside du la cleavage over ce end de la week et she had to pullez him out du there. Et then les memebres discussezed le disease du les Lymes. Et apres that Giselle said that her mere es en le hospital por some du les tests. Et apparentemente, accordezing to les notes en front du moi Le Club discussezed who likez Millie. Et it was unanimous, all du les membres likez moi. Mais, of course they had to say that they likez moi parce que they knew that I would be readezing ce notes from Angelique et if they did not say that they likezed moi, I would writez that they likezed moi anyway. Et then all du les losers LOST le shake du jour. BS Club April 16, 2014 - According to Millie: All de les Club Membres were tres excitemente por to see moi. Et since I am le taker de les notes et le reporter du les minutes, I have une license por to interpretez what I see le way I see it. Of course le first discussionne was en regarde to ma trip to Florida et then to Le Orleans Neauvaux. Mais, I would preferez por vous to readez about ma trip under, A Road Trip with Millie and Sven. Vous will find it on ce website on le page du la mason . Just clickez on le picture avec le beache avec les umbrellas that es oranges. That way I don't have por to writez it all over again. I will say that Le Club Membres did discussez une possibility du une night por to get together por to watchez le movie, Coyote Ugly. Et that es all that I have por to say about ma trip. Et then we bitchezed about le 8 to 12 inches du la snow that they recievezed up du la northe! Clementine: Vous can havez some du ma wine Angelique. I don't likez it. Le Club: That es tres generous du vous. Et then we all sniffezed le glass du la wine et we discoverezed that le wine du Clementine was stinkez. Clementine: I don't pense it es that mauvais. I can drinkez it. Ma Mere: Le wine es spoilezed Clementine. Clementine: Have vous ever been to une soiree where they put les nails that es fake onto les fingers et les toes? It es callezed, La Jamberry. Shirlee-Bunny: I was invitezed to une du those soirees on Sunday mais I did not want por to drivez parce que de la snow. Et then there was beaucoup du la strugglezing avec une neauvaux bottle du wine et le opener du la corke that was stuckezed en there. En le fini, Le Mere was correctemente as to le proper way por to get le corke out du la bottle et everybody relaxezed once again. Then we discussezed beaucoup kinds du la dances such as, le Macharana, le dance du la line, le dance de les chickens et ma personal favourite, La Hokey Pokey. Moi: I cannot do le dancezing that es synchronized, unless all de les peoples copy moi. Le Club: Hahahahahahahaha Et then I went to see what Morrie Amsterdam was doing et I foundez him on le porche staring at une bug. Shirlee-Bunny: I went out por le lunch du jour avec some de mes amies who have retirezed. So there we were at la restaurnte et all du la sudden more du les peoples from ma work showezed up et they sat down at le tableau next to us. Mes amies who es retirezed said, "Who es ce kid?" Et I said, "Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Ce kid es ma freaking boss." Le Club: Hahahahahahaahaha Ma Soeur: How jeune es ce kid? Shirlee-Bunny: He es le same age du mon fil et he et he es tres hyper. Vous should see his spread du les sheets. Le other jour he said, "Shirlee-Bunny come avec moi to ma office. Et he starts walking, mais he never just walkez. I had to runnez behind him por to catch up." Le Club: Hahahahahahahaha Ma Soeur: Shirlee-Bunny vous remindez moi de le character on le Queen de les Kings. Et then Clementine discussezed le funeral du her X mere-en-law. "J'adorezed ma Mere-en-law. Of course I wentez to ce funeral. All de mes childrens were en town por le funeral too et it was tres speciale por to see them. Mais, when I came through le line de la receivezing ma husband-de-le X, puttez les mains enside du les pockets! Le Club: NON! Clementine: Oui! He cannot touchez moi if es standezing next to his mademoiselle. Angelique: Insecurity has non limits du la age. Clementine: Et then I was tres upsetemente. There were non personal de les eulogies enside du la church. They had to takez le place at le dinner apres le service parce que it es some kind de une neavaux law straight out du le bushe de le Bishope. Shirlee-Bunny: Ma fille said to moi. "Hey, did somebody die en la famille du les Chaveliers?" Et I said, "Oui, how did vous know that?" Et she said, "Parce que I saw une bunch du them out on le walk de la side en fronte du la mason de les funerals, so I just figured someone was morte." Clementine: Et then I could not believez mes ears, le preist said to le congregationne at ce funeral, "I am warning all of vous peoples, there is suche une thing as Perguratoire et if vous don't believez it, le joke es on vous." Le Club: Whoa! He sounds like une wonderful et humourous monsier. Mindalee: On ce next Friday I have une interview por le placemente por employmente avec le DVR. Clementine: Oh, do vous know what vous want por to be? Mindalee: Non idea. Ma Soeur: Mon husband has une neauvaux intern that he es showing around. Moi: What es her nommer ? Monica Lewinsky? Ma Soeur: Non, his nommer es Brandon. Moi: Well, she sounds hideous. Ma Soeur: Well that es parce que he es wearing Khakis.
Et then it was time por le Shake Du Jour