I am so excited. I have the whole week off work, the entire week all to myself, a complete week of doing nothing but writing, working on my website and cleaning my house. I am so excited. Uh-oh. Hunter just gave me the seven minute warning. (Refer to Millie & Sven’s School of Dog Whispering.) I’ll be back in about twenty minutes to tell you about all the stuff I am going to write about and all the stuff I am going to get done around here. Excuse me? What? Hunter quit the barking. (Refer to Millie & Sven’s School of Dog Whispering.) What? A soccer game? What time is the soccer game? Oh, jeez. Okay, I will be back this afternoon, cuz after the soccer game I might as well hit the grocery store. Hunter, damn it! Hang on a minute. I just want to say one more thing. I am so excited. Right after this walk and then this soccer game and then the grocery store, I have the entire week off. It will be all my own. Yes, my own week to do whatever I want to do. I can write and I can work on my website and I can clean my house. Yes I will even clean the closets. What? We’re taking out the pier this afternoon? Shit. Okay. Yes! Hunter! Wait a dog gone minute, for God’s Sake. Give me seven more seconds. I am so excited. Right after I take Hunter for a walk, go to the soccer game, hit the grocery store and take the pier out, I have the entire week to myself. It’s mine all mine. I am going to do nothing but write, work on my website and clean this ever loving house. Hang on you crazy dog! What? What Packer Party? Oh the one I said yes to on Facebook? Who reads Facebook? When is that? Yes Hunter, we are going. Jesus. Be back soon. I am so excited.