Thoughts for Fall Time One minute we were hanging upside down from the monkey bars with pigtails and pixie cuts, singing, “It’s about time. It’s about space. It’s about your, ugly face.” And then it was 1975[...]
Thoughts for Fall Turkey Day Ten days prior to Turkey Day here in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove, our...
Thoughts for Fall Winter is Coming I have been binge listening to Game of Thrones on Audible.“What’s that Louisa?”Hang on. My sister...
Thoughts for Fall Cat Detective Caught Napping Fact.Tuna, a scrappy pre-teen punk in a suit, moved in with us October 2019.Fact.Grandma Meow Moses,...
Thoughts for Fall Behind My Bifold Doors I find it interesting that pairs of shoes tossed together into a closet never land together.Or...
Thoughts for Fall Fall It bet it was fall when my people, whoever they were, settled in the Midwest.“Honey, how...
Thoughts for Fall The Original Thelma and Louise “What’s our favorite word?”“Fob!” we yelled.“Who’s our favorite uncle?”“Lee!” we screamed.“What number do we hate?”“285!”And then...
Thoughts for Fall Leave Er Be “You are no match for that guy,” said my sweet Sven.“But.”“You are only antagonizing him.”I looked...
Thoughts for Fall Murder in the Black Hole I am not counting the days.But it has been eight.On a cold and gray November 13,...
Thoughts for Fall Tuxedo Boy has Check Up TITANIC TRIO SEASON IIIEPISODE 1 The results I compiled from a recent study show that nobody...
Thoughts for Fall The Other Cheers I do not remember my first visit to the dentist, which means I was either too...
Thoughts for Fall A Recipe For Thin Skin This is my Encyclopedia of 5,000 Spells.I picked it up with a few other books while...
Thoughts for Fall Titanic Trio and the Sinking Ship It is always busy here in the black hole.Tuxedo Boy can be spotted in trees, walking...
Thoughts for Fall Grandma Meow Moses It was the tail end of the sunny season here in Wisconsin.That is why I was...
The Fat Lady Can Sing My sweet Sven and I believe that pets should be held accountable for their actions. That...
The Legend of Big Foot Yeti is real. He has been spotted on several occasions here in the black hole between...
Cheers We Keeler brothers and sisters, will not be sitting around tables scattered throughout my kitchen and...
November We Wisconsinites were recently sent a blast of unseasonably warm weather to start out month number...
Grandma Meow’s New Apartment If you live behind a curtain in a laundry room because the upstairs cat wants you...
Wine Walking Women For a one time fee of just thirty-five dollars, Wine Walking Women, an elite group of...
That One Guy Is Back Many of you out there say ixnay to the rakay. Not me. And not Hunter. Because...
I Hope It’s Not Raining In Reno A Millie and Sven road trip and slide show. The first night of our trip to...
Lordy Lordy Look Who’s SEVENTY-SEVEN! Eleven years ago on this very day a little bundle of a puppy was born....
Most Wanted at the Car Wash “I am innocent!” I know. That’s what criminals always say. But in my case, it’s true....
A Five Pound Aunt in a Ten Gallon Hat Not so long ago, hotel inspector, Millie Noe, visited the newly opened Muzz on Inn, located...
A Microwavable Moment “What?” I said to my Sweet Sven. “Weren’t you listening?” “Of course I was listening.” “Then...
Dear Millie and Maxie Welcome to Black Cat Friday. For all of you out there looking for answers to your...
Last Summer Fling Life started out briskly the other morning. Dried poplar leaves twirled a foot above our driveway....
Millocrates Question: Why is there life? Millocrates: Life is nothing more than a record album. We all come out,...
Copper Harbor U.S.A. “Uh-oh,” I said and dropped the bag of groceries. “Mom?” I thought she was right behind...
Thoughts for Fall The Imposter When I was in grade school, I loved math. Who didn’t like those multiplication flash cards? ...
Sunny, Sunny Mexico “Is everybody ready?” she said. And then the instructor pressed a button on the radio. sitting...
Curling Ends With a Bang Last week was the finale of our Friday night mixed curling league. The club was full of excitement,...
Thoughts for Fall Something in the Way He Moves…His Face He was five. He had freckles and he liked to climb trees. I was five. I didn’t...
Thoughts for Fall Office Safety 101 Congratulations ‘Future Brown Noser’ on completing ‘Basic Office Safety’. The new kid with peach fuzz has this...
The Short Life of a Gimp Artist Thursday was GIMP DAY. When I was a kid our house was just like ‘The Cleavers’...
The Coffee Cup Garden What is a coffee cup garden? 1) Is it a beautiful place where you sit on a bench surrounded...
Thoughts for Fall Sherrie The first time I ever saw her was more than twenty years ago. I didn’t like her. I didn’t...
Write Down This Date Sunday November 24, 2013 Hear Ye!!! Hear Ye!!! Everybody!!! Grab a pen or open your Smart...
I’d rather take a bullet than sit here with this dog. We live in the woods. It’s deer hunting season. He...
Slimming down together, you and your pet. It occurred to me the other day that I do not make time to exercise. I mean...
Decorating with Little Green Tomatoes Now that the growing season is over the question remains, what to do with all of...
Exicted once more – Day Seven I had a fine night of sleep, what with the new sheets and all. (See: I...
Day Six. I am almost as excited as I was yesterday! Day six has arrived. And do I have some stuff to tell you. Okay, so I get...
I’m excited – Day Five So, last night I woke up with a couple of awesome ideas that I wanted to write today. They...
I am pretty gosh darn excited – Day Four It is day four of my vacation. It is an awesome, cool, dark and drizzly morning. It is the perfect...
I am pretty excited! Day Three. Here it is, my third day of vacation! I am pretty darn excited, what with having this week...
Thoughts for Fall I am so excited! I am so excited. I have the whole week off work, the entire week all to...
Thoughts for Fall The Millie & Sven School of Dog Whispering Training your dog, Mille & Sven style. HOW TO STOP THE BEGGING Give him whatever he wants,...
Thoughts for Fall The Case of the missing Coconut Earring I lost one of my favorite earrings. It’s the partner to this one and I like...
Thoughts for Fall Opening Day It’s the first morning of hunting season and I usually wake up to the sound of...
Thoughts for Fall Hunter Moves In Sven and I share a love hate relationship with dogs. We can’t live with them and...
Thoughts for Fall A Few More Years Sven: Did you just take a picture of the counter? Me: Ah….yeah. Sven: Why would you...
Thoughts for Fall Yellow Glove Season It is yellow glove season already. It’s here and I am not prepared. I don’t even...
Thoughts for Fall The Brighter Side of Death Even as a figment of an imagination I am the first to admit that death terrifies...
