Winter Makes You Wonder March 8, 2023 The Cleaners Sven Eastwood and Tuna shine in their roles in the action packed hit series coming your...
Winter Makes You Wonder February 19, 2023 Living on the Edge Most of the changes in our lives happen behind our backs.Like the flickering of lights meaning...
Dear Millie February 6, 2023 Millie Noe it All Love Expert Millie Noe it all, love expert answers her calling and your letters.
Who's Who Case January 10, 2023 Chapter 3 – A Who’s Who of Who is Attempting to Murder Who Series An anonymous and paranoid cousin reveals the truth.
Who's Who Case January 6, 2023 Chapter 2 – A Who’s Who of Who is Attempting to Murder Who Series Does being eccentric make one a murderer? I think not, says Grandma Meow Moses.
Who's Who Case January 1, 2023 A Who’s Who of Who is Attempting to Murder Who Series This adorable little thug could not possibly be guilty of attempted murder. Right?
Winter Makes You Wonder December 21, 2022 A Winter Story Last week, I walked out the door one morning with a fresh brewed cup of coffee...
Dear Millie December 12, 2022 Millie Noe It All and a Secret Letter Millie receives secret letter from Furgatory.
Winter Makes You Wonder February 2, 2022 Detective for Hire During the time in which I have been busy emptying, sanding and painting my kitchen cupboards,...
Winter Makes You Wonder January 6, 2022 Sven’s Cookies If your condiment shelf on your refrigerator door is held there by the grace of duct...
Titanic Trio December 15, 2021 Bark Man Has Something to Sing A Holiday special put on by the Titanic Trio. It is like no other.
Titanic Trio December 7, 2021 Christmas Tree Day and the Titanic Trio Super Heroes pick perfect tree.
Winter Makes You Wonder February 22, 2021 Cat Talk, the Season Finale “On today’s Cat Talk, Finley, the guy who tells it like it is, will finally tell...
Winter Makes You Wonder February 16, 2021 Millie Makes House Call On today’s Cat Talk, phamous pheline psychiatrist, Millie M.D. Noe, pays a visit to the home...
Winter Makes You Wonder February 10, 2021 One Rug, Two Rug, Three Rug, Dog When I called the agency, the woman on the line claimed they only had one left...
Winter Makes You Wonder February 7, 2021 Dance Party Animals As soon as I clear the coffee table from my dance floor, Hunter the resident puppy...
Winter Makes You Wonder February 2, 2021 My Sister’s Cat “Welcome to Cat Talk with phamous pheline psychologist, Millie M.D. Noe and today’s featured guest, Finley,...
Winter Makes You Wonder January 26, 2021 Cat Talk with Tuna Welcome to Cat Talk.Today Millie M.D. Noe, phamous pheline pyschiatrist and ….“What’s that Louisa?”Hang on. My...
Winter Makes You Wonder January 19, 2021 Cat Talk Join Pheline Psychiatrist, Millie M.D. Noe, with today’s featured guest, Grandma Meow Moses on, Cat Talk....
Winter Makes You Wonder January 17, 2021 Peace and Carats “I found the carrot,” said my sweet Sven with a mouthful.“The carrot?”“Yeah,” he said.And then he...
Winter Makes You Wonder January 7, 2021 Operation Clean Sheets It was a bright morning when I put the first load of clothes into the washing...
Winter Makes You Wonder December 29, 2020 Grainy Nundays My sweet Sven is chopping up kindling to start a fire in the wood stove.The TV...
Winter Makes You Wonder February 17, 2020 One-Legged Nurse An adventure story about a man, his dog, his cat and a one-legged nurse who he...
Winter Makes You Wonder January 29, 2020 The Fun Committee Hop on and take a free vacation with Millie and Sven.
Winter Makes You Wonder January 4, 2020 The House Guest A story about a house guest in a tuxedo who moves in and becomes best friends...
Winter Makes You Wonder December 31, 2019 Stick it Sven A picture book story of the Winter Olympics in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove.
Winter Makes You Wonder December 18, 2019 Give a Dog a Bone Hunter doubles down on bad behavior during the holiday season.
Winter Makes You Wonder February 10, 2018 The DNA of a Snow Angel A mom, a couple aunts, two sisters and a million snowflakes make a perfect storm.
Winter Makes You Wonder January 22, 2018 The Unsung Poet Millie takes a stab at poetry. Vol Lindsey does poetry.
Winter Makes You Wonder December 30, 2017 This Morning I Woke Up Old Winter and taxes and a fun filled story.
Millie & Sven December 27, 2017 January the Second A toast to all those born on January the second. The day everybody hates.
December 14, 2017 Deck Your Balls with Max and Millie Max is partial to ladders and handy man tools. I am attracted to lights and sparkly...
December 3, 2017 This Dump Ain’t No Dump When I think of dumps I think of my sweet Sven. You see, we fell in...
February 7, 2017 This is My Side of the Story It was my first week in the credit department. I had a new desk and a...
January 29, 2017 He’s Perfect My puppy has been showing signs of dissatisfaction with his doctor as of late. Last year,...
January 24, 2017 Did Bob Dylan Die? “What?” I said to Sven. I was standing on the counter wiping off a shelf in...
January 17, 2017 I Won! The first thing I ever won in my life was a complete set of children’s encyclopedias...
January 2, 2017 The Unspoken Truth About the Jigsaw Jigsaw (tool), a tool used for cutting arbitrary curves That is what Wikipedia says. What Wikipedia...
December 30, 2016 Dear Millie Since you are an authority on holiday etiquette, I am hoping you can solve an argument...
December 26, 2016 Christmas and Cousins The ballerina is my oldest granddaughter and to her right is my youngest nephew. The year...
December 16, 2016 Dear Millie Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 V2 UK Black For Saleyeezy boost 350yeezy 350 boostyeezy boost 350 uk...
December 10, 2016 Dear Millie I am twenty-eight. My girl, Suzette is the pertiest thing anybody ever did see. She’s got...
November 27, 2016 Scared Straight, The Real Story I have been washing the gray right out of my hair since I was a kid....
November 16, 2016 The Dark Night Remember that night? The one that started out as a balmy summer afternoon, and your friend,...
November 8, 2016 The Triple B Review The ALL-NON-inclusive Burnt Dam Hotel, located just outside Townsend, Wisconsin, has been sold. I know. Tragic.
October 11, 2016 I’m Eight and I Feel Great Until a few minutes ago, I was on top of the world. And then I came...
October 1, 2016 Thirty Years and Three Days I was not looking forward to the price the girl with the bleached smile was about...
February 18, 2016 Wilson Does this ever pop into your head while you are counting sheep? I know. Me too....
February 5, 2016 The Power of Static Electricity Remember when you used to drag your feet across the carpet and shock your brother with...
January 26, 2016 An Apartment Dog Who Moved to the Country Tosca Was adopted from a kill shelter, by a young couple, when he was three months...
January 17, 2016 The Black Hole “What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?” I said into the phone. “I am not Jake, from...
January 10, 2016 Just Dance It is January and time to make a New Year’s resolution, that will change the world. That’s...
December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas from Millie & the Boys A Holiday Craft Recipe Our three granddaughters used to come over to help me ‘clean’ for...
March 8, 2015 The Death March, 2003 I like things that are shiny and new. Sven likes things that are dependable and old. It...
February 17, 2015 Liar, Liar, Purse on Fire I have an aunt named Susie Le Q. She sometimes thinks that I am her aunt....
February 10, 2015 Dysnavigatoria Clutchitis The inability to drive an automobile with a clutch. Para-reversaphobia Limited skills in moving a...
February 4, 2015 A Great Big Brownie Smile If you were a Brownie, you were on your way to becoming a Girl Scout....
January 23, 2015 The Sylvania Trek [one_half][/one_half] [one_half_last] Do not let your significant other shop for glasses unchaperoned. [/one_half_last] The year...
Winter Makes You Wonder January 6, 2015 Millieda Marcos It looks like it’s already starting in this photograph. See how Louisa peers into the camera, but I...
December 27, 2014 The Christmas Crock-Pot After Black Friday, it is time for Millie Noe to go shopping. And she does, with gusto...
March 8, 2014 Wham Bam Thank You Spam The other morning I about spit out my coffee. There were 61 comments waiting to be...
March 1, 2014 The Yin & Yang of Millie & Sven Profanity shot out of my mouth for the first time at the age of eleven. It...
February 1, 2014 REAL ID The last time I renewed my driver’s license they said it would be good for eight years. I...
Winter Makes You Wonder January 28, 2014 40 BELOW AND HOLDING STEADY It is forty fucking degrees below zero for the one hundredth day in a row....
January 5, 2014 Butt Sisters Coffee hut “So,” I said to Sven……….”Can we buy that lot in front of the grocery store and...
December 22, 2013 A HOLIDAY SHOPPING FABLE Luckily the f-bomb technically is not a swear word, so technically, I didn’t swear. I was...
December 10, 2013 It’s a Boring Life Have you ever noticed that life can be boring? You get up, you shower, you get dressed, you push...
May 11, 2013 Must be Strong – Chapter 2 The question remains. Did Sven ever meet face to face with his only Facebook friend and his...
February 19, 2013 The Squirrel Just thought I would mention that the squirrel that used to live here, packed up his...
February 2, 2013 Must Be Strong Sven received an email from an old Coast Guard buddy about a month ago and ever since...
January 9, 2013 The Accidental Skier “Ouch. Jeez. What the?” These were the words that came out of Marty’s mouth after...
Winter Makes You Wonder December 25, 2012 Dead Mice Don’t Poop – A Christmas Story The spiders sat with fine hairy legs splayed in all directions. Some hung in the web. ...
December 20, 2012 The Story of Betty and Marlene [one_half_last][/one_half_last]I have been friends with Giselle for more than fifteen years. About eight years ago she began...
