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  • The Black Hole Complaint Department

    Grandma Meow Moses tells it like it is as founder and head of the Black Hole Complaint Department.
    The Black Hole Complaint Department
    Is it Spring Yet?
    Midwest Slammed with Decent Holiday Weather
    Midwest Slammed with Decent Holiday Weather
    Decent holiday weather catches folks off their game in the Midwest.
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    Grandma Outlives Fountain of Youth
    Grandma Outlives Fountain of Youth
    Fountain of youth croaks and life goes on in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove.
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    Hunter Bunter
    Hunter Bunter
    Dear Hunter, Love and longing always. A year without you, cherished spots hold your ashes. Life...
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    Grandma Meow Moses and the Fountain of Youth
    Grandma Meow Moses and the Fountain of Youth
    Life has changed a lot since the days of Ponce de Leon.Ask Grandma.All I had to...
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    Life After the Who’s Who Case
    Life After the Who’s Who Case
    It has been two months since Grandma Meow Moses and Tuna stood before Judge Judy.Their sentences...
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    Watch Cat
    Watch Cat
    Tuna patrols his turf the same as Hunter Bunter always did. Hunter is on his way...
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    Is it Spring Yet?
    Mr. Cleaver Is Awake
    Mr. Cleaver Is Awake
    SEASON TWOOn the second day of spring, a blanket of snow covered the black hole just...
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    Feline Rastafarian
    Feline Rastafarian
    Grandma Meow Moses lives in an assisted living apartment downstairs from my sweet Sven, Tuna our...
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    Hunter Learns to Fly
    Hunter Learns to Fly
    Dear Mom and Dad,Sorry I haven’t written for a while. But you know that we are...
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    Chapter 4 – A Who’s Who of Who is Attempting to Murder Who Series
    Chapter 4 – A Who’s Who of Who is Attempting to Murder Who Series
    The Adorable Snitch Adorable snitch: An informer who has qualities that tend to make one loved...
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    Grandma Meow Moses’ Story
    Grandma Meow Moses’ Story
    The day my new parents, Millie and Sven came to pick me up from my apartment...
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    The Passive Aggressive War
    The Passive Aggressive War
    Millie was talking about their chaos filled lives that followed the loss of their beloved King...
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    A Letter From Furgatory
    A Letter From Furgatory
    Hi,I cannot believe it has already been four months since that nice lady with all the...
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    A Rhinestone Cowboy
    A Rhinestone Cowboy
    Not everyone could make it to Christmas at the cottage this summer.One of the missing persons...
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    Tree Huggers and the Cleavers
    Tree Huggers and the Cleavers
    When I arrived at the home of Millie and Sven, I found a petite woman in...
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    Dam Pond
    Dam Pond
    Here in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove sits a dam pond and next to...
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    The Cleavers
    The Cleavers
    “Did you hear that?” I whispered.My sweet Sven did not respond.I rolled over in the dark...
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    Flying Sisters
    Flying Sisters
    “Look. A restroom,” said my sister.“Get on the plane.”“But.” she grumbled.I glared and she walked up...
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    The Next Chapter
    The Next Chapter
    There are some big shoes to fill around here now that Hunter, king of the jungle...
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    BYOG
    BYOG
    “There is somebody here,” yelled my sweet Sven. I came out of my writing room to...
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    Chaos Without a King
    Chaos Without a King
    Three kings and three decades later my sweet Sven and I remain here in the black...
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    Week One
    Week One
    My sweet Sven and I have not been able to carry on a conversation without being...
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    Hunter Bunter
    Hunter Bunter
    In one fell swoop Hunter Bunter picked up his head, let out a bark, laid his...
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    The Titanic Trio and Cuggly
    The Titanic Trio and Cuggly
    Nestled in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove are Bark Man, Tuxedo Boy and Cat...
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    The Season in Between the Season in Between
    The Season in Between the Season in Between
    According to the placement of the moon and the sun and the stars and the prevailing...
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    Spring Training
    Spring Training
    March is the month we Wisconsinites dream about.This is when euphoria hits us in the face...
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    Grandma Loses Dreadlocks
    Grandma Loses Dreadlocks
    Everybody has a secret.Grandma Meow Moses is no exception.Although she is often pictured on my website...
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    Cookie Eyes
    Cookie Eyes
    This is Hunter.He is our very own living legend here in the black hole just outside...
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    Never Ending Summer Ends
    Never Ending Summer Ends
    The orange cones will forever be there and today’s Bloody Mary is as likely as tomorrow’s...
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    Cat Lady Defies Gravity
    Cat Lady Defies Gravity
    The Titanic TrioSeason TwoEpisode Three In the black hole just outside Harmony Grove lives the world’s...
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    Tuxedo Boy Tells All
    Titanic Trio, Season Two, Episode Two. Today’s best dressed super hero, with nearly thirty acres to...
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    Bark Man Adds Sling to Arsenal
    The Titanic Trio. Season Two. Episode One. It has been a long and lazy summer for...
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    The Main Event
    Twenty pounds of sloppy Joes, are twenty pounds too many. But, I am not here to...
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    Just a Little Side Story
    Keeler Christmas in August had quite a turn out this year. As Grandma Jan, would have...
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    Where Credit is Due
    Here in the black hole outside of Harmony Grove, where there are not enough gigabytes to...
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    The Coupon Boys
    For fifty dollars my sweet Sven and another coupon boy bought a brown boat of a...
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    Beware of Grandma
    These bright green eyes and whiskers belong to Grandma Meow Moses. We have another cat as...
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    What is the Rush?
    “We are not in any hurry,” says my sweet Sven. “Why did you say that?” “Contractors...
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    Jurassic Yard
    It all began earlier in May when I brought home my first batch of flowers.
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    Dinner with the Titanic Trio
    It is a requirement for caped crusaders to be teetotalers since they are on call twenty-four...
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    The Titanic Trio Episode Three
    It is now noon and all of the I, me, Millie Noe moments are over, as...
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    The Titanic Trio Episode Two
    Ten am through noon is often naptime for my three caped crusaders, which is very important...
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    The Titanic Trio
     
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    Grandma Jan’s Couch
    At first I thought it was the trailer causing all the commotion. Last fall my sweet...
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    Paisley Moon Friends
    My sweet Sven and I took in Hunter when he was four. He had no place...
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    The New Twenty
    Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? I just turned sixty-four. My sweet...
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    Opposite Day in the Black Hole
    Opposite day. Bizarro world. You say goodbye. I say hello. However you want to put it,...
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    Hunter, Moses and Punk
    “Good afternoon Ms. Meow Moses.” “Good afternoon. Thank you for having me.” “I understand that you...
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    A Day in the Life of a Picses
    It is March. Time to mess with Pisces. Which begins at the information window that one...
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    Last Bloom
    I wasn’t always like this when I woke up. You know how it is when you...
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    Patrick
    Patrick heard the first chapter of, The Perfect Storm, while cruising around the countryside with his...
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    Procrastination Station
    [ proh-kras-tuh-ney-shuhn ] Such a confusing word, is it not? It infers that a person is...
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    Lost Art of the Hypochondriac
    I was in a deep trance and nearing Sticky Bay. All I could hear was the...
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    The Wedding
    Weddings are fun. But you know how it is for the people involved. There is so...
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    A Love Triangle
    Of course I feel guilty. Sneaking around wears me out. Living a double life is exhausting....
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    Big Kids’ Hill
    If you were to take the skinny path on the left, the easiest way home would...
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    Of Mice and Me
    One cannot choose one’s lot in life. But, what one chooses to do after birth, is...
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    Mashed Potatoes
    Do not let golden skin fool you. Sure. Those potatoes make crispy hash browns. And they...
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    The Cottage
    This story is dedicated to Jan and Susie. We miss you so. And to you Vicki....
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    The Other Side
    You know those inspirational sayings about about never really losing someone because they are walking right...
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    Tuna the Teenager
    If I open the closet door to throw an item into the recycle bin. Tuna pops...
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    The Pretty Pond
    Hunter doesn’t do the dog paddle. He prefers to sit in water. On the thirty acre...
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    Ants
    The internet is slow here in our little black hole. But my Sweet Sven and I...
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    Grandma Meow Meow Moves In
    When I broke the news to Hunter, he picked his head up off the rug and...
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    The Impossible Movie Critic
    “This one is a comedy drama,” said my sweet Sven. “What year is it?” I said....
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    Too Old To Be Young
    My sweet Sven was standing in front of me. He had a funny look on his...
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    Four Legged Walkers
    Walking is good for you. Hunter, our little puppy dog who is ancient, Tunester, the cat...
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    Does This Mask Make My Mouth Look Big?
    Remember when Guess were jeans? Corona was beer? And when the Who was a band? I...
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    The Hunter and Tuna Connection
    Hunter’s side of the story. I do not hate Tuna. It’s just that I am a...
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    A Farewell to Maxwelle Smarte
    Tall, dark and handsome, Maxwelle Smarte and his equally pretty, fair skinned brother, Morrie Amsterdam, moved...
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    Sven Goes to Hollywood
    “I think I would be really good at that,” said my sweet Sven. “Really good at...
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    BS Club Goes All Techy
    “Get the App,” she said. And so we did. Because Angelique is brilliant. We in Wisconsin,...
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    King of Jungle Moves to Guest Room
    It is hard to know what is true and what is not true. That is why,...
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    Sven
    Back in the seventies my sweet Sven was in Rome. He paid a visit to the...
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    The Accidental Hoarder
    About a million years ago when my Sweet Sven and I were first married, I had...
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    The Heart of My Sole
    Sven bought a pair of new tennis shoes the other day because his eight year old...
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    Morphine and Toast
    “What is your pain level?” asked the pretty nurse. “Four,” answers my sweet Sven. “I’ll get...
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    The Staging Area
    Old dogs are peculiar. Especially if they were peculiar to begin with. And our Hunter, his...
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    Deliverance II
    The six of us waited in line to hang priceless ornaments as our mother unwrapped them...
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    Old Like Me
    In my twenties, I ceased to produce melanin in the roots of my hair. And then...
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    The Accidental Athlete
    I had been pedaling my bike for days and days. Week in and week out. And...
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    By the Way
    “What does BTW stand for?” says my Sweet Sven, looking at his phone. “Very funny,” I...
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    That One Guy
    “It’s an eyesore,” complained our hoity toity canine. He was talking about the deck my sweet...
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    101 Reasons Not to Eat an Apple a Day
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Is a well known saying to a generation...
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    School of a Def Dog
    “Pour some sugar on me, baby!!!!” This is Hunter’s favorite line from Hunter’s favorite song. He...
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    House of Rude Sleepers
    Fine. I will admit it. I am a cover hog. But, that does not make me...
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    Nerd Alert
    A). What are the odds that a person owns a slide rule? B). What are the...
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    The Power of Paint
    When life gets you down. Get out your brush. Or else go to the hardware store...
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    The Mallow Cup Discussion
    “Everyone was doing it,” he said. My sweet Sven and I were sitting on our living...
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    A DEE-luxe Furnace Room
    The carriers were set in the living room. The doors were ajar. Max, the black cat...
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    Les Soups Stories
    Our favorite cookbook, like everyone’s favorite cookbook is worn out, full of scribbles and some of...
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    King of Jungle is Grounded
    Article by Gertie Judgemore Hunter, Tug-o-War Champion of the World and newly crowned King of the...
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    Retirement 101
    Millie Noe here. Philosopher of life. Knower of all. Master of nary a thing. That is,...
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    Secret Lives of Kings of Jungles
    Hunter is my little puppy dog. And, King of the Jungle. The wildlife around here and...
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    For the Love of Socks
    An Exclusive interview with the man with the most socks, my husband. “Sven, why do you...
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    Millie Noe it All
    Dear Millie Noe It All, I am concerned about a friend. She told me that on...
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    The Closer
    You’ve got your watch dogs, your lap dogs and your hound dogs. You’ve got your flea...
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    The Muzz on Inn
    The Muzz on Inn
    Millie Noe, hotel inspector. On duty. It was easy to get in to this place. The...
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    Get in the Front
    And now, the line that made my mother famous. “Get in the front.” You might be...
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    My Sister’s Kids
    My Sister’s Kids
    It’s me. Millie Noe. World’s Greatest Aunt. Bridgette Luanne is the oldest. I was a little...
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    The Other Venus and Serena
    Even though we only sing along with David Allan Coe a few times during the wee...
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    Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun
    Yes, they wanna. Yes, they wanna. Dogs just wanna have fun. Just because Cyndi sings about...
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    A Great Catch
    I wasn’t there that day. But I did notice the stump that was left behind. And...
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    The Lunch Bunch
    “You got yer deep fried turkey.” “Yer cream style turkey.” “Yer turkey fried steak.” “Would you...
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    Tug-O-War
    Once again, Hunter, Sven and I are revving up for the big day. To an onlooker...
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    A Documentary
    My sweet Sven is convinced that there are plans underway for his seventieth. “Why do you...
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    Give Me an F
    “I think it starts with an F,” said the little girl with directionally challenged, golden waves....
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    Iceland
    It is so easy. All it is, is water. I think the complication begins when you...
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    One Adam Hunter
    Hunter is one third lab. This is why he doesn’t pay any attention to any rules....
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    Norbert
    True confessions. By Millie Noe. It was dark. It was icy. And then I took a...
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    The Dog Who Cried Woof
    Remember when Lassie would let out one little woof and Paul Martin would say, “What’s the...
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    Life of A Pricing Specialist
    Everything I have ever aspired to be has begun with the letter A. Early on I...
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    A Story with a Slant
    Sven’s grandpa was hard of hearing. That’s why he used to park his red pick up...
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    Car 42 Where Are You?
    coach black fridaynorth face black friday Some people name their cars. Car 42 came with a...
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    The Mole
    It all started with that mole. You see, a little time had elapsed since my last...
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    The Psychatrist
    “What’s that?” I said to Sven, walking in the kitchen door. There was an opened card...
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    Red Rubber Ball
    I think it’s gonna be all right. Yes, the worst is over now. The morning sun...
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    A Diversified Living Room
    I was sitting on a chair holding a coffee cup the size of a thimble. It...
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    The Sun
    One Friday evening, not so long ago, Sven decided to change a light bulb. It was...
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    The Johnson Brothers
    There were four of us, my sweet Sven, Burt, Claudette and myself, staring into the yellow,...
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    A True Story about a special T-shirt
    The following story is about a donkey, a van and a T-shirt. The donkey and the...
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    Third Place
    And now, will the third place winner, please step forward?” Something went wrong out there in...
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    One Ringy Dingy
    Remember the operator on Laugh-In? Back in my mother’s day that was how you made a...
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    Pulp Reality
    I miss the flowers. Don’t you wish you could go back to a time when you...
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    The Extra
    It was a Friday night. Fall was in the air when Sven and I arrived home...
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    The Ruby Marie
    My cell rang. I pulled it out of my pocket, looked at the name and let...
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    The Photo Bomber
    adidas yeezy It was last Thursday. It was five PM. I was starving. That is why...
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    True Confessions
    I married a bad ass. He was born on New Year’s Eve. The year was 1948....
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    Sergio and the Pope
    cheap air jordans More than thirty years ago I married my sweet Sven. A guy who...
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    Millie Noe, Sports Writer – A Bird’s Eye View
    Ever since the Yankees won the World Series in 1996 and the camera was forever on...
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    No Place Like Home
    Remember back when you were the same age as the amount of times you saw The...
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    Don’t Drink the Water
    yeezy boost 350 uk buy Remember when there was no need for bottled water? When you...
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    If You Can’t Be With the Toes You Love, Love the Toes You’re With
    This is a story of a day where nothing really goes right and nothing really goes...
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    George Meyer Taliesin
    What I really wanted was a dog. And I wanted a leash. I wanted a dog...
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    Duck Creek
    It was before Nafta and it was back when vertical blinds were popular. I know this...
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    A Gift of Zen from Sven
    nike roshe run 2 Maybe it was that story about the sterling silver rat earrings that...
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    Bird Watching 101
    You might not guess that I am a bird watcher at first glance, because I don’t...
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    The Big Heist
    You’ve heard of The Thomas Crown Affair and The Maltese Falcon. You’ve seen Ocean’s 12, Once...
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    I SEE LONDON
    It was 3:00 PM. I’d just gotten off work and smelled of French Fries, rubber soled...
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    Another Case of Mistaken Identity
    I paid for my gas at the pump on that cold morning in November before the...
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    My Dad and Eric Clapton
    I was my father’s favorite. “What’s that Louisa?” Let me rephrase that. My Dad liked me...
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    The Rock-chettes
    “Millie, the name is pronounced Rah-chester. Not Rock-chester.” “No it isn’t. It’s Rock-chester.” “There’s no K.”...
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    Lobster Night
    The Trifecta Lobster Night is special. It is one evening a year that a certain gang...
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    Millie Noe, Love Expert
    Dear Millie, I have been dating Sherri for a couple of months now and I really...
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    The Wiper from Hell
    Last winter we went skiing in Minocqua. It was on that trip that Sven discovered that...
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    The Millie and Sven Honeymoon
    “Oh my God,” I said, sitting on the seat of the city bus with my thirteen...
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    Millie’s Book Store
    Millie’s Book Store
     
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    Up North
    She stomped away, all two feet of her, arms folded and her little flip flops on...
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    The Tooth Fairy
    I was under the impression that if I ever published a book, balloons would fall from...
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    The Chorus Frogs
    As we mature beyond middle age, the amount of time that was once spent doing the...
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    Woodstock the Movie
    “Well,” said my mother who was sitting across the kitchen table from me, “your uncle says...
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    A Must Read
    Do you know what DPI means? I didn’t either. It means dots per fucking inch. Do you...
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    The Dream Ride – Chapter One
       An unlikely road trip with an unlikely pair. See what happens when humor blogger Millie...
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    Thunder and Lightening
    My neighbor stood at the end of  our driveway and continued talking as I swiped an...
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    The Children of the Grove
    It was early afternoon and my first born and I were hanging out in the kitchen. He...
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    The Birds and the What?
    I was eleven when my world all came crashing in. You know, the world before the...
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    Boat Sailing Days
     March. Best month ever. My sister Louisa, disagrees. She thinks April is the best. What? You...
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    The Devil Wears Green
    “Shit!” “What’s wrong?” said my brother. “I think I might have told Tee Jay, that I would...
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    Millie Meets a Poet
        I saw Canada for the first time in the the summer of 1986. That is...
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    All My Turkeys
    Why, do I look like I am standing on the set of, Days of our Lives? It is because...
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    According to the Internet
      Millie Noe has tennis elbow. And that’s weird, because, she hasn’t held onto a racket,...
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    What’s in Your Rearview Mirror?
    On that beautiful, sunny afternoon, I glanced in my rear view mirror. “Well, go around me,” I...
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    Lovely Daughter
    [one_half][/one_half] [one_half_last] I  wanted to be Mrs. Brown’s, Lovely Daughter. I cannot believe that girl broke...
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    Is it Spring Yet?
    Burnt Dam Hotel
    Burnt Dam Hotel
    “ROW LOW,” she said to my mother. “ROW LOW,” she said again. My mother just stared at...
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    Let it Snow
    Millie Noe’s agent. Millie Noe’s book. And Millie Noe.   “I have to say, I think that it...
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    A Staycation with Hunter
    “I found my passion,” said Giselle’s sister one day, as we floated around in the warm sun,...
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    Time to Run
    I learned almost everything I know about horses by watching, Mr. Ed. So, it is not really...
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    Bobby McGee
    My eyes mist as I drive by the place they make sausage. I pray that a truck will not...
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    A Boat Named Caulk
    The saying goes that the best two days of your life, are the day you buy...
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    Is it Spring Yet?
    The Price is Wrong
    The Price is Wrong
    “Millie Noe, come on down.” Life is a game show. I prefer stories. And I don’t even...
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    Have a Little Faith in Me
    August 16th, 2015,  2:00 A.M. I was tired. I crawled into bed with previously unnoticed blisters on the...
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    Baseball Has Been Berra Good To Me
    Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night! My mother was eleven years old at the time. ...
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    Please Mr. Postman
    Look and see. Is there a letter? A letter for me? The following is a paraphrased email conversation,...
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    Message Pending
    I was twenty-three. I was pregnant. And I did not need to take Lamaze classes. “I don’t feel...
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    Did you say Shish Kabob?
    My eighteen year old eyes were just as wide as my eighteen year old mouth. I looked...
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    Ghosts Are People Too
    Prelude I do not like scary movies. Because they are scary. There is always the guy with the...
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    Millie is Cured
    Do you suffer from an acute, potty mouth? I did. And I don’t mean it was, A cute, as...
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    Where is Hunter?
    Do your pets try to sabotage your vacations too? Do they see you packing your suitcase and...
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    Colonoscopy Day with Millie and Sven
    “You are a perfect asshole,” said the doctor as we stood in front of the screen, viewing...
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    SVEN THE ALMIGHTY HUNTER
    Sven has a Thanksgiving story he would like to share. It’s a story that I have heard many, many, times,...
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    Invasion of the Mushrooms
    Unless a flying saucer falls out of the sky and crashes on the ground right in...
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    Is it Spring Yet?
    Nobody Ever Asks That Question
    Nobody Ever Asks That Question
      Remember back one day, long ago, when you were just a twenty-three year old girl and you were...
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    Squash Bugs Anyone?
    How do I know that my garden has squash bugs? Because the other day I was...
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    The Trouble with Summer
    The trouble with summer is that floating with friends is not conducive to gardening and it seems that...
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    A Sac Religious Gardener
      My sister who lives in Georgia sent me an email last week that said, “My...
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    Millie Makes a Splash
    Double Click on the link below to see Millie make good on her cold water challenge. Http://Youtu.be/IFzyqGcPWEg
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    It’s A Girl!
    That’s right folks, Millie and Sven’s Easy Girl has produced an offspring. “What?” “Oh, sorry.  Millie...
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    Yogi Bear and the Twister
    It was the third Wednesday of June.  The year was 2004. The Place was Jellystone Park. It was...
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    Gardening Tips from Millie and Sven – Part II
    Gardening Tips from Millie and Sven – Part II
    Memorial Weekend can be such a busy time, what with all the cookouts, parades and boat...
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