Is it Spring Yet? The Black Hole Complaint Department Grandma Meow Moses tells it like it is as founder and head of the Black Hole Complaint Department.
Is it Spring Yet? Midwest Slammed with Decent Holiday Weather Decent holiday weather catches folks off their game in the Midwest.
Is it Spring Yet? Grandma Outlives Fountain of Youth Fountain of youth croaks and life goes on in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove.
Is it Spring Yet? Hunter Bunter Dear Hunter, Love and longing always. A year without you, cherished spots hold your ashes. Life...
Is it Spring Yet? Grandma Meow Moses and the Fountain of Youth Life has changed a lot since the days of Ponce de Leon.Ask Grandma.All I had to...
Is it Spring Yet? Life After the Who’s Who Case It has been two months since Grandma Meow Moses and Tuna stood before Judge Judy.Their sentences...
Is it Spring Yet? Watch Cat Tuna patrols his turf the same as Hunter Bunter always did. Hunter is on his way...
Is it Spring Yet? Mr. Cleaver Is Awake SEASON TWOOn the second day of spring, a blanket of snow covered the black hole just...
Is it Spring Yet? Feline Rastafarian Grandma Meow Moses lives in an assisted living apartment downstairs from my sweet Sven, Tuna our...
Is it Spring Yet? Hunter Learns to Fly Dear Mom and Dad,Sorry I haven’t written for a while. But you know that we are...
Is it Spring Yet? Chapter 4 – A Who’s Who of Who is Attempting to Murder Who Series The Adorable Snitch Adorable snitch: An informer who has qualities that tend to make one loved...
Is it Spring Yet? Grandma Meow Moses’ Story The day my new parents, Millie and Sven came to pick me up from my apartment...
Is it Spring Yet? The Passive Aggressive War Millie was talking about their chaos filled lives that followed the loss of their beloved King...
Is it Spring Yet? A Letter From Furgatory Hi,I cannot believe it has already been four months since that nice lady with all the...
Is it Spring Yet? A Rhinestone Cowboy Not everyone could make it to Christmas at the cottage this summer.One of the missing persons...
Is it Spring Yet? Tree Huggers and the Cleavers When I arrived at the home of Millie and Sven, I found a petite woman in...
Is it Spring Yet? Dam Pond Here in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove sits a dam pond and next to...
Is it Spring Yet? The Cleavers “Did you hear that?” I whispered.My sweet Sven did not respond.I rolled over in the dark...
Is it Spring Yet? Flying Sisters “Look. A restroom,” said my sister.“Get on the plane.”“But.” she grumbled.I glared and she walked up...
Is it Spring Yet? The Next Chapter There are some big shoes to fill around here now that Hunter, king of the jungle...
Is it Spring Yet? BYOG “There is somebody here,” yelled my sweet Sven. I came out of my writing room to...
Is it Spring Yet? Chaos Without a King Three kings and three decades later my sweet Sven and I remain here in the black...
Is it Spring Yet? Week One My sweet Sven and I have not been able to carry on a conversation without being...
Is it Spring Yet? Hunter Bunter In one fell swoop Hunter Bunter picked up his head, let out a bark, laid his...
Is it Spring Yet? The Titanic Trio and Cuggly Nestled in the black hole just outside Harmony Grove are Bark Man, Tuxedo Boy and Cat...
Is it Spring Yet? The Season in Between the Season in Between According to the placement of the moon and the sun and the stars and the prevailing...
Is it Spring Yet? Spring Training March is the month we Wisconsinites dream about.This is when euphoria hits us in the face...
Is it Spring Yet? Grandma Loses Dreadlocks Everybody has a secret.Grandma Meow Moses is no exception.Although she is often pictured on my website...
Is it Spring Yet? Cookie Eyes This is Hunter.He is our very own living legend here in the black hole just outside...
Is it Spring Yet? Never Ending Summer Ends The orange cones will forever be there and today’s Bloody Mary is as likely as tomorrow’s...
Is it Spring Yet? Cat Lady Defies Gravity The Titanic TrioSeason TwoEpisode Three In the black hole just outside Harmony Grove lives the world’s...
Tuxedo Boy Tells All Titanic Trio, Season Two, Episode Two. Today’s best dressed super hero, with nearly thirty acres to...
Bark Man Adds Sling to Arsenal The Titanic Trio. Season Two. Episode One. It has been a long and lazy summer for...
Just a Little Side Story Keeler Christmas in August had quite a turn out this year. As Grandma Jan, would have...
Where Credit is Due Here in the black hole outside of Harmony Grove, where there are not enough gigabytes to...
Beware of Grandma These bright green eyes and whiskers belong to Grandma Meow Moses. We have another cat as...
What is the Rush? “We are not in any hurry,” says my sweet Sven. “Why did you say that?” “Contractors...
Dinner with the Titanic Trio It is a requirement for caped crusaders to be teetotalers since they are on call twenty-four...
The Titanic Trio Episode Three It is now noon and all of the I, me, Millie Noe moments are over, as...
The Titanic Trio Episode Two Ten am through noon is often naptime for my three caped crusaders, which is very important...
Grandma Jan’s Couch At first I thought it was the trailer causing all the commotion. Last fall my sweet...
Opposite Day in the Black Hole Opposite day. Bizarro world. You say goodbye. I say hello. However you want to put it,...
Hunter, Moses and Punk “Good afternoon Ms. Meow Moses.” “Good afternoon. Thank you for having me.” “I understand that you...
A Day in the Life of a Picses It is March. Time to mess with Pisces. Which begins at the information window that one...
Patrick Patrick heard the first chapter of, The Perfect Storm, while cruising around the countryside with his...
Procrastination Station [ proh-kras-tuh-ney-shuhn ] Such a confusing word, is it not? It infers that a person is...
Lost Art of the Hypochondriac I was in a deep trance and nearing Sticky Bay. All I could hear was the...
A Love Triangle Of course I feel guilty. Sneaking around wears me out. Living a double life is exhausting....
Mashed Potatoes Do not let golden skin fool you. Sure. Those potatoes make crispy hash browns. And they...
The Other Side You know those inspirational sayings about about never really losing someone because they are walking right...
The Impossible Movie Critic “This one is a comedy drama,” said my sweet Sven. “What year is it?” I said....
Four Legged Walkers Walking is good for you. Hunter, our little puppy dog who is ancient, Tunester, the cat...
Does This Mask Make My Mouth Look Big? Remember when Guess were jeans? Corona was beer? And when the Who was a band? I...
The Hunter and Tuna Connection Hunter’s side of the story. I do not hate Tuna. It’s just that I am a...
A Farewell to Maxwelle Smarte Tall, dark and handsome, Maxwelle Smarte and his equally pretty, fair skinned brother, Morrie Amsterdam, moved...
Sven Goes to Hollywood “I think I would be really good at that,” said my sweet Sven. “Really good at...
BS Club Goes All Techy “Get the App,” she said. And so we did. Because Angelique is brilliant. We in Wisconsin,...
King of Jungle Moves to Guest Room It is hard to know what is true and what is not true. That is why,...
The Accidental Hoarder About a million years ago when my Sweet Sven and I were first married, I had...
The Heart of My Sole Sven bought a pair of new tennis shoes the other day because his eight year old...
Morphine and Toast “What is your pain level?” asked the pretty nurse. “Four,” answers my sweet Sven. “I’ll get...
The Staging Area Old dogs are peculiar. Especially if they were peculiar to begin with. And our Hunter, his...
Deliverance II The six of us waited in line to hang priceless ornaments as our mother unwrapped them...
That One Guy “It’s an eyesore,” complained our hoity toity canine. He was talking about the deck my sweet...
101 Reasons Not to Eat an Apple a Day An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Is a well known saying to a generation...
School of a Def Dog “Pour some sugar on me, baby!!!!” This is Hunter’s favorite line from Hunter’s favorite song. He...
The Mallow Cup Discussion “Everyone was doing it,” he said. My sweet Sven and I were sitting on our living...
A DEE-luxe Furnace Room The carriers were set in the living room. The doors were ajar. Max, the black cat...
Les Soups Stories Our favorite cookbook, like everyone’s favorite cookbook is worn out, full of scribbles and some of...
King of Jungle is Grounded Article by Gertie Judgemore Hunter, Tug-o-War Champion of the World and newly crowned King of the...
Retirement 101 Millie Noe here. Philosopher of life. Knower of all. Master of nary a thing. That is,...
Secret Lives of Kings of Jungles Hunter is my little puppy dog. And, King of the Jungle. The wildlife around here and...
For the Love of Socks An Exclusive interview with the man with the most socks, my husband. “Sven, why do you...
Is it Spring Yet? The Muzz on Inn Millie Noe, hotel inspector. On duty. It was easy to get in to this place. The...
Is it Spring Yet? My Sister’s Kids It’s me. Millie Noe. World’s Greatest Aunt. Bridgette Luanne is the oldest. I was a little...
The Other Venus and Serena Even though we only sing along with David Allan Coe a few times during the wee...
Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun Yes, they wanna. Yes, they wanna. Dogs just wanna have fun. Just because Cyndi sings about...
The Lunch Bunch “You got yer deep fried turkey.” “Yer cream style turkey.” “Yer turkey fried steak.” “Would you...
A Documentary My sweet Sven is convinced that there are plans underway for his seventieth. “Why do you...
Give Me an F “I think it starts with an F,” said the little girl with directionally challenged, golden waves....
The Dog Who Cried Woof Remember when Lassie would let out one little woof and Paul Martin would say, “What’s the...
Life of A Pricing Specialist Everything I have ever aspired to be has begun with the letter A. Early on I...
A Story with a Slant Sven’s grandpa was hard of hearing. That’s why he used to park his red pick up...
Car 42 Where Are You? coach black fridaynorth face black friday Some people name their cars. Car 42 came with a...
The Psychatrist “What’s that?” I said to Sven, walking in the kitchen door. There was an opened card...
The Johnson Brothers There were four of us, my sweet Sven, Burt, Claudette and myself, staring into the yellow,...
A True Story about a special T-shirt The following story is about a donkey, a van and a T-shirt. The donkey and the...
Third Place And now, will the third place winner, please step forward?” Something went wrong out there in...
One Ringy Dingy Remember the operator on Laugh-In? Back in my mother’s day that was how you made a...
Sergio and the Pope cheap air jordans More than thirty years ago I married my sweet Sven. A guy who...
Millie Noe, Sports Writer – A Bird’s Eye View Ever since the Yankees won the World Series in 1996 and the camera was forever on...
Don’t Drink the Water yeezy boost 350 uk buy Remember when there was no need for bottled water? When you...
If You Can’t Be With the Toes You Love, Love the Toes You’re With This is a story of a day where nothing really goes right and nothing really goes...
A Gift of Zen from Sven nike roshe run 2 Maybe it was that story about the sterling silver rat earrings that...
The Big Heist You’ve heard of The Thomas Crown Affair and The Maltese Falcon. You’ve seen Ocean’s 12, Once...
Another Case of Mistaken Identity I paid for my gas at the pump on that cold morning in November before the...
My Dad and Eric Clapton I was my father’s favorite. “What’s that Louisa?” Let me rephrase that. My Dad liked me...
The Rock-chettes “Millie, the name is pronounced Rah-chester. Not Rock-chester.” “No it isn’t. It’s Rock-chester.” “There’s no K.”...
Millie Noe, Love Expert Dear Millie, I have been dating Sherri for a couple of months now and I really...
The Wiper from Hell Last winter we went skiing in Minocqua. It was on that trip that Sven discovered that...
The Millie and Sven Honeymoon “Oh my God,” I said, sitting on the seat of the city bus with my thirteen...
The Tooth Fairy I was under the impression that if I ever published a book, balloons would fall from...
Woodstock the Movie “Well,” said my mother who was sitting across the kitchen table from me, “your uncle says...
The Dream Ride – Chapter One An unlikely road trip with an unlikely pair. See what happens when humor blogger Millie...
Thunder and Lightening My neighbor stood at the end of our driveway and continued talking as I swiped an...
The Children of the Grove It was early afternoon and my first born and I were hanging out in the kitchen. He...
The Birds and the What? I was eleven when my world all came crashing in. You know, the world before the...
Boat Sailing Days March. Best month ever. My sister Louisa, disagrees. She thinks April is the best. What? You...
The Devil Wears Green “Shit!” “What’s wrong?” said my brother. “I think I might have told Tee Jay, that I would...
According to the Internet Millie Noe has tennis elbow. And that’s weird, because, she hasn’t held onto a racket,...
What’s in Your Rearview Mirror? On that beautiful, sunny afternoon, I glanced in my rear view mirror. “Well, go around me,” I...
Lovely Daughter [one_half][/one_half] [one_half_last] I wanted to be Mrs. Brown’s, Lovely Daughter. I cannot believe that girl broke...
Is it Spring Yet? Burnt Dam Hotel “ROW LOW,” she said to my mother. “ROW LOW,” she said again. My mother just stared at...
Let it Snow Millie Noe’s agent. Millie Noe’s book. And Millie Noe. “I have to say, I think that it...
A Staycation with Hunter “I found my passion,” said Giselle’s sister one day, as we floated around in the warm sun,...
Time to Run I learned almost everything I know about horses by watching, Mr. Ed. So, it is not really...
Is it Spring Yet? The Price is Wrong “Millie Noe, come on down.” Life is a game show. I prefer stories. And I don’t even...
Have a Little Faith in Me August 16th, 2015, 2:00 A.M. I was tired. I crawled into bed with previously unnoticed blisters on the...
Baseball Has Been Berra Good To Me Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night! My mother was eleven years old at the time. ...
Please Mr. Postman Look and see. Is there a letter? A letter for me? The following is a paraphrased email conversation,...
Message Pending I was twenty-three. I was pregnant. And I did not need to take Lamaze classes. “I don’t feel...
Did you say Shish Kabob? My eighteen year old eyes were just as wide as my eighteen year old mouth. I looked...
Ghosts Are People Too Prelude I do not like scary movies. Because they are scary. There is always the guy with the...
Millie is Cured Do you suffer from an acute, potty mouth? I did. And I don’t mean it was, A cute, as...
Where is Hunter? Do your pets try to sabotage your vacations too? Do they see you packing your suitcase and...
Colonoscopy Day with Millie and Sven “You are a perfect asshole,” said the doctor as we stood in front of the screen, viewing...
SVEN THE ALMIGHTY HUNTER Sven has a Thanksgiving story he would like to share. It’s a story that I have heard many, many, times,...
Invasion of the Mushrooms Unless a flying saucer falls out of the sky and crashes on the ground right in...
Is it Spring Yet? Nobody Ever Asks That Question Remember back one day, long ago, when you were just a twenty-three year old girl and you were...
The Trouble with Summer The trouble with summer is that floating with friends is not conducive to gardening and it seems that...
Millie Makes a Splash Double Click on the link below to see Millie make good on her cold water challenge. Http://Youtu.be/IFzyqGcPWEg
It’s A Girl! That’s right folks, Millie and Sven’s Easy Girl has produced an offspring. “What?” “Oh, sorry. Millie...
Yogi Bear and the Twister It was the third Wednesday of June. The year was 2004. The Place was Jellystone Park. It was...
Is it Spring Yet? Gardening Tips from Millie and Sven – Part II Memorial Weekend can be such a busy time, what with all the cookouts, parades and boat...
Gardening Tips from Millie and Sven Here we are already thinking of planting our gardens. I don’t know about you but my leaves are...
Is it Spring Yet? A Road Trip with Millie and Sven CHAPTER I It’s a shame that I did not write when I was...
Must be Strong – Chapter 2 The question remains. Did Sven ever meet face to face with his only Facebook friend and his...
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR The only credentials this Mole Exterminator Guy has is a Rabies Tag. As far as I know...
THE BALLS OF GROUPON Me: I can not believe Groupon’s balls. Sven: Who’s Groopon? Me: It’s not who, it’s what....
